you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
