Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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