would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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