Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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