that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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