i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Semen is not good for contacts.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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