What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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