That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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