doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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