why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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