My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Say something about gay babies.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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