am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
