This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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