So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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