just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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