Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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