If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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