so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
