You're completely useless in the revolution.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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