Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
"it" just moved
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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