You surviving the open bar?
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I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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