why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
is it fun? or sober?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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