its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Come on in and take your pants off
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