How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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