Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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