it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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