To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
We are two peas in an std pod
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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