I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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