never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Two words: nipple clamps
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