We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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