C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I don't think brook has ever known best
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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