At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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