So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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