I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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