don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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