what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Randomize
