its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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