the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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