I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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