Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Damn victory sex feels great
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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