Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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