Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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