i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Your shirt... Was in my pants
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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