Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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