Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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