I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I take back everything I said about communal showers
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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