It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
