I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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