STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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