Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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