i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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