Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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