Dual....:-)
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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