If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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